I love it when unexpectedly your nails match your silk
I hate when you are outside flagging and all of a sudden you see a opossum out of the corner of your eye when trying to catch a toss
I really hate how I can’t go anywhere or do anything.
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
My collarbones are looking so lovely lately